You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.~Rose Nylund

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Stan the Cheater

Dorothy: Oh, I remember when Stanley told me he was having an affair. It was at least 24 hours before I cut the crotches out of all his slacks.
 
Blanche: You didn't!
 
Dorothy: I was teaching English Lit at the time. Symbolism was my life.

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