You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.~Rose Nylund
Showing posts with label Golden Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Golden Quotes. Show all posts
Friday, July 19, 2013
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Golden Quote of the Day
Blanche has been researching her family tree to prove that she is 100%
Southern, and is explaining to Dorothy how genteel and polite and demure
Southern women are.
Friday, July 12, 2013
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Saturday, July 6, 2013
Golden Quote of the Day
Friday, July 5, 2013
Thursday, July 4, 2013
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
Sunday, June 30, 2013
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Saturday, April 6, 2013
Golden Quote of the Day
Blanche: What do you wear to a sperm bank?
Dorothy: Something attractive in rubber.
Blanche: I have that.
Dorothy: Something attractive in rubber.
Blanche: I have that.
Friday, April 5, 2013
Golden Quote of the Day
Dorothy: Why can't you sleep on the couch and give Clayton and Doug your room?
Blanche: Are you crazy, what will the neighbours think if they see two men in my bedroom?
Sophia: They'll think it's Tuesday.
Blanche: Are you crazy, what will the neighbours think if they see two men in my bedroom?
Sophia: They'll think it's Tuesday.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Golden Quote of the Day
Dorothy: Oh, come on, Ma. That's superstitious nonsense. You know, step on a crack, break your mother's back. It doesn't work. I know. [ominous pause] I tried.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Golden Quote of the Day
- Blanche: Well, what do you know? Sophia has a past!
- Sophia: That's right! But unlike yours, I didn't need penicillin to get through it.
Monday, February 25, 2013
Golden Quote of the Day
Dorothy: You're not getting into this bed!
Stan: Then where am I supposed to sleep?
Dorothy: On the floor, like any dog!
Stan: Then where am I supposed to sleep?
Dorothy: On the floor, like any dog!
Monday, January 28, 2013
Golden Quote of the Day
- Buddy: Rose Nylund?
- Sophia: No, and if I start acting like her, pull the plug!
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
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