You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.~Rose Nylund

Showing posts with label Golden Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Golden Quotes. Show all posts

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Golden Quote of the Day

Blanche has been researching her family tree to prove that she is 100% Southern, and is explaining to Dorothy how genteel and polite and demure Southern women are.



Thursday, July 4, 2013

Golden Quote of the Day



*This isn't a particularly funny moment, but look at that gorgeous Doberman!*

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Golden Quote of the Day

Blanche: What do you wear to a sperm bank?
 

Dorothy: Something attractive in rubber.
 

Blanche: I have that.

Friday, April 5, 2013

Golden Quote of the Day

Dorothy: Why can't you sleep on the couch and give Clayton and Doug your room?
 

Blanche: Are you crazy, what will the neighbours think if they see two men in my bedroom?
 

Sophia: They'll think it's Tuesday.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Golden Quote of the Day

Dorothy: Oh, come on, Ma. That's superstitious nonsense. You know, step on a crack, break your mother's back. It doesn't work. I know. [ominous pause] I tried.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Golden Quote of the Day

Blanche: Well, what do you know? Sophia has a past!
 
Sophia: That's right! But unlike yours, I didn't need penicillin to get through it.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Golden Quote of the Day

Dorothy: You're not getting into this bed! 

Stan: Then where am I supposed to sleep?


Dorothy: On the floor, like any dog!

Monday, January 28, 2013

Golden Quote of the Day

Buddy: Rose Nylund?
 
Sophia: No, and if I start acting like her, pull the plug!