Sophia Tells it Like it is

The Point of Having Breasts

*Note: the woman who plays Yvonne is Hilary Shepard, who was also in Private Resort with Johnny Depp. I only mention this because she has a hideously ugly face on top of that decent body.

Henny Penny, Straight No Chaser

Oh Baby, this is the motherload of favourite moments! Mother Cluckin' Henny Penny!

So, for you morons out there who don't know the awesomeness that is Henny Penny, let me drop some learnin' on your ass. Dorothy's school gets to put on a school play to get children interested in reading. Her class picks Henny Penny, then they all die of the plague. Ok, not really. But they do get sick and all have to drop out. However the shown must go on, and so Rose, Blanche and Sophia all pitch in to make the play a success.

Do I need to tell you the story of Henny Penny? Well, I'm not going to. Look it up you lazy jerks. I know you have the internet!

Rose gets the titular role of Henny Penny, a clueless twit who gets hit in the head by an acorn and thinks the sky is falling. Blanche is Goosey Loosey, because she's a ho. Dorothy is naturally Turkey Lurkey, and she steals the show with her awesomeness. Sophia plays the Narrator. They are all A++ in my book! The song is awesome, the costumes are great, I love how each girl moves like each specific barnyard fowl (though Rose does it the best).

Brace yourselves, here it comes:

 Also, once you've watched it through a few times, go to 4:06. Dorothy's "Help!" is the very bestest.

Also also, Foxxy Loxxy is played by George Hearn, Broadway's original Demon Barber himself, Sweeney Todd. How perfect is it that they end up getting cooked in the end?

Golden Quote of the Day

Blanche has been researching her family tree to prove that she is 100% Southern, and is explaining to Dorothy how genteel and polite and demure Southern women are.

What the HELL is she wearing now?

I don't know if I should blame this on Blanche or Rue.

I want to believe these are pyjamas, then it wouldn't be so bad. But why is she wearing fancy heels, earrings and a full face of make up to bed? And yes, I guess Blanche would do all those things, but she would wear a sexier nightgown, with a dressing robe that flutters around her. So did Rue decide "Today I'm getting my pictures re-done, I should wear my pink polka dot pyjamas with the huge shoulder pads!".

Now this, this is the type of thing I expect from Rue/Blanche. Brue? Branche? A pink feathery monstrosity makes perfect sense. Sexxay!

Golden Quote of the Day

Work It Blanche!

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Golden Quote of the Day

*Aw, Blanche! Sniff*

Goolden Quote of the Day

What the HELL is she wearing now?

Oh Blanche, what the hell?

 

Alright, to be fair she was auditioning for a role in a play ( Kate in The Taming of the Shrew), but honestly! Why did she get dressed at home? Why wouldn't she put on the costume when she got there? She looks like a sexy milk maid.

Also, what kind of a bitch is Rebecca? You can't just show up with no notice and demand your mother babysits. Jerk.

Golden Quote of the Day

First Line, Last Line

Blanche's first and last lines

Episode 1, Season 1: The Engagement

Blanche: Oh Dorothy, can I borrow your mink stole?

Episode 24, Season 7: One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest Part 2

Blanche: Dorothy, Dorothy! (Cries)

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A Great Quiz Ya'll Must Take!

Take this awesome quiz, and let me know which GG you really are. And be honest, don't cheat just so you don't have to be Rose.

Which Golden Girl are You?

And guess who I am?

YOU'RE LIKE BLANCHE...
WHO'LL BE FIRST
TO SPANK YOU? You are a free spirit who wastes little time worrying about others' opinions of your behavior. You seem to share Blanche's man-hungry, flirtatious style. You have many admirers but are fickle in love and are looking to be treated like a lady. Like Blanche, you have a tendency toward vanity and a lifelong obsession with looking young, and also a strong jealous streak. Deep down, you are a little girl at heart. But the good news is that you are always the life of the party, and there is no one more fun to be around than you!

LOL! This is not an accurate quiz, 'cause I'm totally a Dorothy!

Golden Quote of the Day

The Two Merry Widows

From Season 1, Episode 18 "The Operation"

I always thought Dorothy was being a giant bitch at the end of this episode (see bottom panel). It's not Rose or Blanche's fault she couldn't participate in the show, making them have to change their act and cut Dorothy out.

Also, how cute are they in their sexy little tux suits? Too cute!

Golden Quote of the Day

Blanche: What do you wear to a sperm bank?
 
Dorothy: Something attractive in rubber.
 
Blanche: I have that.

Golden Quote of the Day

Dorothy: Why can't you sleep on the couch and give Clayton and Doug your room?
 
Blanche: Are you crazy, what will the neighbours think if they see two men in my bedroom?
 
Sophia: They'll think it's Tuesday.