You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.~Rose Nylund

Thursday, June 7, 2012

What the HELL is she wearing now?

Sweet Jesus, what is this monstrosity?

Though all of the girls at one time or another waltz around in some truly horrendous clothing, our dear Dorothy will be the first to star in our newest blog segment "What the Hell is she wearing now?". Of all the girls, and all the tacky attire, Dorothy somehow always seems to get the worst. This hot little number pictured above may be one of the worst to date.

Firstly, yuck! Secondly, like most of Dorothy's clothes this is a floor length...dress? Suit? I'm not even sure. It appears to be silk (or silk like), is a mix between peppermint green and sea foam, with some blotchy patches that are not just tricks of the light. The best part of this classy get-up? That sexy little bow tie. Nothing makes a man hot like grabbing granny by her bow tie, throwing her down on the hospital bed, and going in for some pelvis shattering love making.


1 comment:

  1. Dorothy never looks good. Also, I'm pretty sure she has a penis.

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