You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.~Rose Nylund

Monday, June 4, 2012

Golden Quote of the Day

Dorothy: Ma, we need to talk. I waited up for you until two in the morning, and you still weren't home.

Sophia: Oh, yeah, Gertie and I and some of the girls went to Wolfie's to pick up guys.

 Dorothy: I called Wolfie's at 11, you weren't there.

Sophia: Guess who got lucky?

Dorothy: Oh God!

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