You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.~Rose Nylund

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Golden Quote of the Day

(Stan walks out the door)
 
Dorothy: Oh Ma, why did I ever marry that man?
 
Sophia: Because he knocked you up.
 
Dorothy: Why did I ever let that happen?
 
Sophia: Because he got you drunk.
 
Dorothy: Why am I having this conversation with you?!
 
Sophia: Beats the hell out of me!

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