Ok, I think we can all agree that Golden Girls is the best show ever. However, I will occasionally mention other awesome shows on this blog. Please understand, they are in no way any competition with GG's. Nothing can ever be as awesome as they are.
Do you know what make an awesome (but less awesome than GG's) show even awesomer? When they make any sort of reference to The Golden Girls. And today that show is Arthur. Yes, Arthur. Yes, that animated children's show. Shut up, you know you secretly love it. At least I do. And not secretly either.
So, back to my point. I don't know if this was intentional or not, but I can only hope and pray that it was!
Seriously, how awesome is that? I didn't make this screen cap, someone else had already done it, which means that I wasn't the only one to think "Holy shit! Golden Girls!" I just wish that rabbit looked more like Sophia.
You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.~Rose Nylund
Sunday, September 9, 2012
Saturday, September 1, 2012
Saint Olaf's Fight Song
Rose: I happen to have written songs before. I wrote the fight song for our high school. Onward St. Olaf, they still sing it. “Onward St. Olaf, onward we go. Onward and onward St. Olaf’s go. Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Go…”
How Charlie Died
- Rose: I'm sure it isn't a heart attack. A heart attack's bigger. I've seen a heart attack. Charlie had a heart attack.
- Dorothy: And it wasn't like this?
- Rose: Oh, it was much worse.
- Dorothy: I think the paramedics would get here!
- Rose: Charlie made me dress him when he had his heart attack, before the paramedics got here.
- Dorothy: But he wasn't dressed?
- Rose: We were... making love.
- Dorothy: Oh, Rose, honey, you never told me. He died while you were making love?
- Rose: Well, he didn't die then, he had his heart attack then. And, he told me to dress him.
- Dorothy: And?
- Rose: And I dressed him. And then we had a fight. I grabbed a pair of white pants, and I was putting it on him, and Charlie said it was after Labor Day and he couldn't wear white!
- Dorothy: In the middle of a heart attack?
- Rose: Oh, Charlie was very stubborn. And very dapper.
- Dorothy: And, then what happened?
- Rose: ...And he...told me he loved me...and then it was over. And I put a pair of gray flannel pants on him. And a blue shirt...and a striped tie. And he was all dressed when the paramedics got there.
- Dammit, if this doesn't get me teary every freakin' time!
Golden Quote of the Day
Sophia: [backing against the front door after Dorothy leaves, and grinning wickedly at Blanche] Fasten your seat belt, slut-puppy! This ain't gonna be no cakewalk!
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