Boss: So, tell me about your mother's history.
Sophia: Picture it. Sicily. 1900. An olive skin woman sets out for the
new world. On her journey, the ship is filled with all sorts of diseases
like smallpox, consumption, and scurvy. And that was in the business
class.
Boss: I meant her medical history!
Sophia: What did you think I was talking about? The ride was no picnic!
The woman jumped off the boat and swam into the ship's bulkhead! That's
why they had to put a metal plate in her head which caused her to receive HBO through her eyeballs.
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