You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.~Rose Nylund

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

What the HELL is she wearing now?

Blanche: All right girls, I want to present Blanche Devereaux's latest creation... I took an 84-year-old woman and made her look like a 65 year old drag queen! Then I said to myself, "Blanche, too much rouge."

 Oh Sophia, how ridiculously adorable you look here!

So, the background: Sophia has a major crush on Tony, but Tony only sees her as a friend. So sad, maybe it's the wicker purse, glasses on a chain and the puffy yellow sweater you constantly wear (also one in green). So, in comes Blanche to save the day and give Sophia a new, sexy style that Tony will die for.

Sophia comes out in this little number, and it really isn't that bad. Ok, maybe not on an 80 year old, but all in all she looks pretty good. The best part though? The boobs. She's got some huge padding going on up there, and it is very obvious, and very awkwardly placed. Something about Sophia in heels also throws me off, I feel like she's going to tip and break a hip. I also love that nothing about the granny hair was changed. AWESOME!

Also, check the shoulder pads on Dorothy. Linebacker, much?