You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.~Rose Nylund

Saturday, October 21, 2017

Golden Girls Puppet Show

Holy fuck, this exists!
A straight up GG puppet show parody, which looks awesome!

Golden Girls Puppet Show

It was running on Union Square, New York until 2016, where it is now I don't know. I did subscribe, so I hope I find out soon! These bitches best be heading to Toronto, Canada soon!

Also, let's talk about how spot-on Dorothy looks, right? Sophia and Rose are ok, Blanche looks possessed, but Dorothy...amazing!


Tuesday, August 29, 2017

The Perfect Gift for any Golden Fan

Whether or not you're a fan of these stupid adult colouring books, you have to admit that this would be awesome to own. Admit it!
Jesus, this thing is amazing! I can't wait to get mine and start meticulously colouring these with the exact right colours. You can get yours here:
Golden Girls Coloring Book, Hells Ya!

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

What the HELL is she wearing now?

Blanche: All right girls, I want to present Blanche Devereaux's latest creation... I took an 84-year-old woman and made her look like a 65 year old drag queen! Then I said to myself, "Blanche, too much rouge."

 Oh Sophia, how ridiculously adorable you look here!

So, the background: Sophia has a major crush on Tony, but Tony only sees her as a friend. So sad, maybe it's the wicker purse, glasses on a chain and the puffy yellow sweater you constantly wear (also one in green). So, in comes Blanche to save the day and give Sophia a new, sexy style that Tony will die for.

Sophia comes out in this little number, and it really isn't that bad. Ok, maybe not on an 80 year old, but all in all she looks pretty good. The best part though? The boobs. She's got some huge padding going on up there, and it is very obvious, and very awkwardly placed. Something about Sophia in heels also throws me off, I feel like she's going to tip and break a hip. I also love that nothing about the granny hair was changed. AWESOME!

Also, check the shoulder pads on Dorothy. Linebacker, much?